SILVER SPRING-WHEATON CRIME REPORT: APRIL FOOLS 2014 EDITION

Here's a roundup of crimes reported across eastern Montgomery County on April Fool's Day, according to crime data:

Vehicle burglary. 2400 block Spencer Road (Rosemary Hills).

Assault. Rosemary Hills Drive at Spencer Road.

Theft. 1900 block Glen Ross Road (Silver Spring).

Assault. Einstein High School (Wheaton).

Vehicle burglary. 2000 block Lansdowne Way (Montgomery Hills).

Vehicle theft. 2300 block Eccleston Street (Carroll Knolls).

Theft. Macy's and JC Penney at Wheaton Plaza.

Theft. Wheaton Plaza.

Assault. 8600 block Colesville Road (downtown Silver Spring).

Drug arrest. Georgia Avenue at Eastern Avenue (downtown SS near DC line).

Disorderly conduct. 11300 block Elkin Street (Wheaton).

Disorderly conduct. 2500 block Blueridge Avenue (Wheaton).

Disorderly conduct. 800 block Ellsworth Drive (downtown SS).

Burglary. 800 block Sligo Avenue (downtown SS).

Burglary. 2300 block Blueridge Avenue (Wheaton).